Yes. It's The Onion.
Latest from The Fast Lane. Official blog of the US DOT, under the stellar leadership of hole in the head Ray LaHood.
Put your cellphone in the glove compartment.
Next friendly tip, with winter coming on and all. Ride your bike to work.
More. Things are getting ugly: Secretary of Transportation LaHood: We’re looking into technology to disable cell phones in vehicles
Per HotAir teen stats have improved despite cellphone availability.
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